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Magna Cum Nada

Why try? I’m that guyHolden Caulfield from "Catcher In The Rye"Put away ‘cause he wasn’t all thereLike a jigsaw puzzle you might compareMe to him not a liver but wurstBeen much better off as a still birthBig let down unparalleledLike the last episode of "Seinfeld"Or Jack Lemmon in "Glengarry Glen Ross"Pepsi Challenge took it lostJust

Take The Long Way Home

May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please? Did you ever read Voltaire’s "Candide"?He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speedNot a quote of what he wrote but a paraphraseMake it up as you go Keyser SozeHighlights yes but don’t underline ‘emJust live for N.O.W. like Gloria SteinemLife is like

Mope

We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin’ playa that ain’t with us no mo.Yeah, Notorious B.I.G.Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin’.Yeah, Tupac Shakur.Nah bitch, I’m talkin’ ‘bout motherfuckin’ Falco and shit.What? Falco? Rock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me AmadeusRock me Amadeus Tried to

Hell Yeah

Alright now boys and girls we’ve got another story for you now!We want to introduce to you another friend of the Bible! Hell yeahHell yeahHell yeahHell yeah If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea If I were God thou

Along Comes Mary

Every time I think that I’m the only one who’s lonelySomeone calls on meAnd every now and then I spend my time at rhyme and verseAnd curse those faults in me And then along comes MaryAnd does she want to give me kicks and be my steady chickAnd give me pick of memoriesOr maybe rather

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